Jokes

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  Customer : Bhai kab se wait ker raha hoon khana abhi tak tayyar nahi howa?
Hotel Wala : Bhai sahab kahan tu 3 din pehlay se tayyar hai bas gharam ho raha hai.

One day a man was going on the street. He met a man who asked him what had happened to his ears as both ears covered with bandages.   He said: "I was ironing my clothes when the phone bell rang. Instead of  picking up the phone, i pick up the iron, so i burnt myear." The man asked "So what happened to your other ear?" He said "That same stupid guy called again"

(by mistake) sardar goes into a ladies toilet all ladies suddenly stand up.
SARDAR: IZZAT DIL MEIN HO YAHI KAFI HAI,BAETHO BAETHO!!..

Son asks father diff.btw Confidence and Confidential?
Dad says- u are my son, i am confident, ur friend is also my son that's Confidential.

Sustipur se Fresh Nagar tak jane wali morning xpress bathrm no.1 par khadi hai,SWEET yatrign se anurodh hai ki kripya apne din ki shuruwat nahakar karen

Ek admi sadhu se bola, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay
batao.
Sadhu bola, saale, upay hota to mai sadhu kyu banta? 

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED".  

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